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Take The Black 1 5 Points Beat The Black And White Level 1
Take The Black 2 5 Points Beat BAW Level 2
Take The Black 3 5 Points Beat BAW Level 3
Take The Black 4 5 Points Beat BAW Level 4
Take The Black 5 5 Points Beat BAW Level 5
Blue Level 1 10 Points Beat Blue Level 1
COLORS! 10 Points Get to the Colored Levels
Green Level 1 10 Points Beat Green Level 1
Indigo Level 1 10 Points Beat Indigo Level 1
Orange Level 1 10 Points Beat Orange Level 1
Red Level 1 10 Points Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits 10 Points View The Credits
Violet Level 1 10 Points Beat Violet Level 1
WOO FREAKING RAINBOW 10 Points Beat The Rainbow Level
Yellow Level 1 10 Points Beat Yellow Level 1
HowTo 25 Points View the HowTo
Seizurific 50 Points Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
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Author Comments

HUGE XCVB UPDATE:
Improved Camera
Removed Animated Backgrounds
Zoomed Back A Bit

WARNING: This Game no longer has flashing images, but shakey camera is annoying. so those with photosensitive epilepsy beware.

I have playtested the game with WASD as the controls, and confirmed that all you people complaining about the nonstandard control schemes are morons who don't understand what it would do to the game. It would ruin it.

This is the kind%uFEFF of game that turns people into Batman villains.-MountedDragoon

XCVB: QWOP on drugs and Malaria

MARKIPLIER has done an awesome LP of this. Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuX7IDfHguY

This is a game made in 4 days as part of Newgrounds Game Jam 9.

SOME OF MY FAVOURITE NG REVIEWS:

"Rainbows are coming out of all my orifices."-malthusian
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"It's fun because it's challenging. I kind of feel like my critical thinking has improved for playing this game."-Kadako
Rated 5 / 5 stars

"After every level I thought, that it was hardest one. Every time I've been wrong.
Really well done."- szx
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"You my friend are the Devil.
I could feel my Brain scrambling around like a Rubiks Cube :D
Simple, so simple, that it gets hard."- Nachter
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"Oh fuck yeah! I beat it! That was intense and truly satisfying!!"-mkurt
Rated 4 / 5 stars

"a perfect masterpiece, the controls were simple enough to be played but hard enough to our brain takes a while to get used to it, sadly, when I finally understood, the screen begun spinning more and more ;-; you evil genius, I LOVE IT"-THE-VOID
Rated 5 / 5 stars

It has a very alternate control scheme and is inspired very vaguely by this screenshot: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/havegum/physics-hell?context=ratings:etm.search:screenshotjam.offset:12

And I mean very vaguely.

This is a challenging skill based game where quick reflexes and quick thinking let you beat the game.

You start off in a Black and White World, not knowing where you are or what to do. And then BOOOM COLORS!!!!! RAINBOWS!!

X.C.V.B stands for something but I'm not sure what yet. You tell me XD.

X to left and right. C to up and down. V to go in the direction of UP or DOWN. B to go in the direction of Left or Right.

Get to the end of the levels.

The game gets faster as you go along.

Eventually you will come across the Malevolent Levels where what you are shown and what you will are the opposite. You must use considerable thinking to beat this game.

I would love you forever if you beat this game.

It's quite hard.

For those who like to look for messages and such in things. There's a subtle political commentary on the attitude of gay rights going on. As can be seen by the introduction of the rainbow levels.
That's only if you want to look further into something than you should

Reviews


TheDare22TheDare22

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 26, 2013

I liked this game! Its a little difficult with the buttons used, but its good


makehimanoffer responds:

Thanks for playing XD


Dogbot3000Dogbot3000

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 30, 2013

Simply magnificent.

I really cannot think of a single thing wrong with this game. It is simple, yet complex. It is difficult, yet fair. And best of all, it makes your mind think in ways that you would not think otherwise. Not to mention that catchy music. I love it.


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makehimanoffer responds:

not sure if sarcasm. but if not. I love your fucking face so hard XD


GaulezalGaulezal

Rated 4 / 5 stars October 6, 2013

Aha. I thought this game might be inspired by physics hell. But how the hell did you get from that difficult looking puzzle game to this difficult skill game? Speaking of skills, I think this game requires a great amount of concentration and timing. Your interesting control system is pretty cool; easy to learn, impossible to master. The first time I played I got all the way to the green rotation level, stopped for the night, and then came back the next day to find that this game doesn't save progress. You should have put that in the description. But then the next day I slayed this games face. The “Malevolent” levels were actually not that different from the regular levels. It just took some mental rejiggering. The rotation levels were pretty tough and the earthquake levels were down evil. Bring on S.X.C.V.B. Anyway, X.C.V.B. stands for.....Uhhhhh......Ah jeez why X, WHY?!!! Why couldn't it be C.V.B.N. Ok, it stands for Xenophobia Creates Vulgar Beliefs. Or it means X-ray's Cause Vibrating Bones. Perhaps, Xylophone Cancer Vexes Biologists. I don’t know if you want this to be serious or funny but there just aren’t that many X words in the dictionary. And I’m not gonna remove any E’s either, cause that’s what unimaginative babies do. Heh heh heh heh, half my review is about naming your stupid game. Maybe it stands for Xenon Controlled Vector Booster, I like that one. The ones TharosTheDragon came up with were good too.


makehimanoffer responds:

Thanks for the review and feedback. There's actually a version of this game up on Desura now which has even higher updated graphics and also saves progress.

Thanks for being interested in SXCVB. I thought noone cared :( XD


Treviabot92-VirsteinTreviabot92-Virstein

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 13, 2013

Jesus Christ, this game hurts my eyes. The odd thing is, the easiest part of the game was during those two levels in the middle of an earthquake. You'd think that'd be harder to get through.

Needless to say, I beat the game. Took me...twenty to thirty minutes?


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makehimanoffer responds:

That sounds about right timewise.
Thanks for playing. Really appreciate.


zombieslayer124zombieslayer124

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 6, 2013

moving was a little hard when you got to the green level overall its an ok game.


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makehimanoffer responds:

I replayed the game when I updated the game. I hate myself because of the green level/s.