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A defense game where one must defend their butt against progressively more difficult waves of cleaning product enemies. It features upgrades that create new gameplay elements and many comedic situations.
Click to shoot
Number keys to change weapons (or space to toggle)
Description of weapons:
Tacos give you a stream of poop to shoot
Burritos give you shotgun abilities
Beans give you farts that push enemies back but do very little damage
Broccoli gives you a helper that shoots for you
Kebab gives you constipation which shoots through most enemies and gravitates towards your mouse
Chicken Kebab gives you explosive diarrhea which kills everything but has a long cool-down time
Doner gives you a splitting bullet which splits on contact with enemy
The amount of bad puns made during the production of this game were way too high :P. I hope you enjoy the game; please leave me feedback, good or bad, so my next game can be better!