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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.
Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!
Here's the theme song!
Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).
IT HAS BEEN AN F'ING 2 YEARS!!!!!!
WHY ARE THERE NO MORE EPISODES!!!!????
UNACCEPTABLE!! THIS IS MY WIFE'S FAVORITE SHORTVIDEO!!!!
i love it, its so simple and wacky, i LOVE IT!
CLEAR IT YOU FUCKING SAUSAGE!!!
5 stars only for the FUCKIN AWESOME ENDING SONG!!!!
Great animation and acting! Splendid work!
An asinine adventure through the world of high fantasy.
Super villainy at its worst ...
Make Alfred Great Again
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