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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 4 / 5 stars June 18, 2013

Great animation and good voice acting, but some of the voices could have been a bit louder (compared to the music and sound effects, which sounded just fine). Overall though, quite funny. I anticipate watching the future episodes of Guards!


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

great!!! cant wait for ep.2 :):) keep goin


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

XD u fucking porkchop haha this made my day.


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 30, 2013

I gotta admit, that was pretty funny. Hope to see more.


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 17, 2013

lmao I love it. Looking forward to a sequel. You fucking sausage.