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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Overall I like the humour and execution of the flash movie.
One question though, is it just me or is the dialogue of both of you very varying in volume? I found it necessary to continuously adjust the volume as the volume varied to such a high degree.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I thought that The Story was Long,, But Almost half of it were Creditss.... :S
But Great Job.. xD HeHe :3


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Same comment as Steff111. The volume of each guard's voice varies a lot.

I've missed some words because of the accent of the tough guard. Sorry being French :(

But that was fun anyway. You got my curiosity for future sequels.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I think that the little bit at the end was just unnecessary, and that it would have been more of a sign of their stupidity if she came on to them and they were oblivious to that fact, instead of ending up screwing each other. The end just brought down the quality of the video, adding sex and then gay sex for no real reason other than a cheap laugh.

DarqV responds:

Who says they had sex? For all you know, they were jumping on the bed, she tried to force them into doing something, and they instead kicked her out. Hell, they may have kicked her out because she wasn't good at jumping on the bed, and they also took her clothes as punishment. The ending is whatever you WANT it to be.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I haven't laughed like that in a while.