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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well this was funny! "A face like a biscuit?" Genius.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Oh my god.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Artistically and creatively well-made.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Overall I like the humour and execution of the flash movie.
One question though, is it just me or is the dialogue of both of you very varying in volume? I found it necessary to continuously adjust the volume as the volume varied to such a high degree.