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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

I would love to see the two gaurds just standing there singing the ending song.


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 16, 2013

I just wanted to tell you I had audio balance problems where parts of video were much louder or softer than other parts. My rating is unrelated.


Rated 4 / 5 stars November 30, 2013

That song though! I listened to it half a dozen times, too bad the link to it is broken =(

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Rated 4 / 5 stars June 9, 2013

Well this was funny! "A face like a biscuit?" Genius.


Rated 4 / 5 stars December 25, 2013

Oh my god.

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