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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

Simple fun story, please more !


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 16, 2013

This was pretty good one thing, YOU F**KING PORKCHOP


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

This is very well.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 16, 2013

But a quick once over with a sound guy would do wonders.

Sound Guy


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 21, 2013

It's only a 4.5 because there isn't a link for that beautiful fucking ending credits song on mp3.

Seriously I'm running a D&D campaign about guards so I really really really really wanna play it right before we play.

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DarqV responds:

Doesn't NG kinda frown on outside links?

Anyway, here's the theme song!