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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha, the epilogue end cracked me up.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn that was great, I love how the story continues through the end credits.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sausage... now, why don't we use that Word to swear anymore ?... Sausage... saaaausage, sausage SAUSAGE!, just trying to find out how it would sound if you said it to anyone, YOU FREAKING SAUSAGE!. God, i can't wait to see them in the face......... *sausage*

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great great great!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very very promising, i cant wait for the next one!

You sure just gained a follower!

Anyone who doesnt think this is hilarious is a FACKING SAUSAGE!