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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

On of the best voice acting on NG I have ever heard, hilarious and original characters and dialogue. :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Please make more! YOU SAUSAGE!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it. So... are you the strong smart handsome smart guy or the weaker stupider uglyier guy?
Because I liked the strong smart handsome guy and I'd miss him in future episodes. :(

DarqV responds:

Of COURSE I'm the strong, smart, handsome (fat) one. I definitely want to do the different eras thing, but there's no reason these guys couldn't show up again!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

"You fucking pork chop"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

'Tis animation looks like a crossover between a buddy comedy and a Monty Phyton skit or something. As first or pilot episode, it's fantastic. You can see the quality of the voice acting and script writing miles away. Looking forward the next installment.