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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

"What in the everlasting SHIIIITTTTT!! is going on here?!"
Lol absolutely hilarious. Loved how such simplicity could have such an impact, great work!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is easily my favourite thing on newgrounds right now. I liked it when it first came out, but since then I probably watched it like a hundred times. It's so simple, yet so funny...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is hilarious, by all means make more, kind sir.

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DarqV responds:

Guards 2 is happening. Tell your dog, then have him tell EVERYONE!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Send them guys over, they might stop the waves of incoming Jehovas Witnesses people.