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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.
Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!
Here's the theme song!
Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).
LOL! Good animation, good humor,even has a theme tune. SAUSAGE!
I like how you took a simple concept (two people standing in front of a gate), and gave them things to do and made something interesting out of it. I like how the chosen guy has his face painted, the driver's face painted, and the faces of the ostriches painted. It's one of those very nice and silly details. The way the guards talk to each other, I get the sense that the younger one has been at the job for a while, but is still learning a few things. It's very realistic in that sense.
The ending was hilarious too. It made so much sense. "Wait...I have a spear. That's right!" I liked that the death animation wasn't over the top, or blood and gore everywhere. Very classy.
Clear off outta it ya little sausage!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Keep em comin!
Man what the fuck? Why that gay ending? I'm laughing so much!
And awesome animation too xD
i freaking loved it. and i freaking love you
A kid receives a very special gift from Super Smash Bros this Christmas
This time Tuk has to start the fire...
WTF is life drawing?
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