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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

When he said "Papers" I wanted to scream out "glory to arstokza!"


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job Parker, that was pretty darn awesome. And I really enjoyed the big gaurd's voice, weather it be fake or real that accent.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this was very enjoyable, i especially loved the ending.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i enjoyed that very much