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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

Great work! :D
You earned these five sausag- I mean stars!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

I'm sorry, this had much potential... and I saw very little shown, and in spite of good voice acting and half-decent art, it had little humor, and little effort in story... just another waste of time apparently... rotting my sanity and giving me brain tumors...


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

i want more!


Rated 4 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

XD u fucking porkchop haha this made my day.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 11, 2013

Very very promising, i cant wait for the next one!

You sure just gained a follower!

Anyone who doesnt think this is hilarious is a FACKING SAUSAGE!