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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it. So... are you the strong smart handsome smart guy or the weaker stupider uglyier guy?
Because I liked the strong smart handsome guy and I'd miss him in future episodes. :(

DarqV responds:

Of COURSE I'm the strong, smart, handsome (fat) one. I definitely want to do the different eras thing, but there's no reason these guys couldn't show up again!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

animation was great! funny! i loved it!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

long time since I last really reviewed a movie here.
But the setting, voice acting, credit sound and the dialogues were just so very well placed and lovley done that i had to let you know that.
Behind this movie lies a kind of humor not so desperatly looking for attention but so very convincing that it in the end..gets all the attention it deserves and a nice laugh for the viewer :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best - Movie - EVER!
It's hilarious! One thing that could be an option in a sequel; subtitles. (on/off)
Some bits of text where a bit hard to understand, so adding that might make it better to understand.
Anyways; keep making these!
A tip: watch the whole credit roll.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

On of the best voice acting on NG I have ever heard, hilarious and original characters and dialogue. :)