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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

why on earth would anyone throw a girl like that out


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant. This is one of those ideas that you kick yourself as a creative for not thinking of first. Super entertaining, wonderful art style and animation, and hilarious end titles. Keep 'em coming, I'll def keep watching.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

simply genius.
potentially better with the removal of actual 'swearing' word, they detract from the wordy-ness of it all.
love the interaction between the two main characters.
great supportive role creation of the subsidiary characters
Interesting interaction between different periods of history
love the innocent randomness too "it looked like a biscuit, i wanted to eat it... (long pause)"


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it! So good :D I liked the fat one the most. Well done


Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was awesome and the pinnacle of what NG is and what it represents. Even the credit song was awesome.

"You got to come up with new insults mate like sausage"