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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

so funny.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

that was great! well done all around and funny


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

lol screw the women its have cowboy gay sex XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

Please make more! YOU SAUSAGE!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

I would love to see the two gaurds just standing there singing the ending song.