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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

I don't give a shit if you ever read it nor will i ever find out but this was probably the best flash i have seen on here in a long while. It was original, smoothly animated and the voices were great, Keep up the sweet work.

DarqV responds:

I read everything because I'm incredibly narcissistic and needy. I also wasn't very sure that this short was gonna work towards the end of making it. I'm thrilled so many of you liked it! Now I definitely want to make more!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

The dialogue in this is the way all script should be simple and funny. The rough/no clean up feels nice and organic. I dunno it reminds me that actual humans drew this. Also I love how Parker Simmons is in this I saw that shamrock shake short he did with rugburn and it was so fucking good.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

Loved it. Hilarious.

Little to much sausage in the end credits though.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

Fun. Definitely liked this.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 14, 2013

Ending or ending credits. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES I WASN'T EXPECTING!