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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 4 / 5 stars June 17, 2013

lmao I love it. Looking forward to a sequel. You fucking sausage.



Rated 5 / 5 stars June 17, 2013

Fantastic. Well put together with the story and the characters pulling everything together very nicely.
Even the music fits well. Can't wait to see others!


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 17, 2013

Well Done. Best thing on front page in a while. Loved the story and animation. You SAUSAGE!


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 16, 2013

This was highly enjoyable.


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 16, 2013

this would make it alot better if i knew who Jon Schnepp voiced as

DarqV responds:

The little guard.