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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

As many others have already noted, the voice acting is absolutely magnificent. The part at 2:20 where the guard stutters while saying "You're gettin' better at this" is very natural, for some reason.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Simply fantastic. Very good animation, great art and the voice acting was awesomely epic. 5 stars is what this video deserves, can't wait 'till the next one!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Animation was really nice and the voice work was fantastic.
Sausage is my new favourite insult.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

lmao I love it. Looking forward to a sequel. You fucking sausage.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic. Well put together with the story and the characters pulling everything together very nicely.
Even the music fits well. Can't wait to see others!