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Jun 9, 2013 | 6:10 PM EDT
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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song! cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).



Rated 5 / 5 stars

jajajajjaja fantastic!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's only a 4.5 because there isn't a link for that beautiful fucking ending credits song on mp3.

Seriously I'm running a D&D campaign about guards so I really really really really wanna play it right before we play.

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DarqV responds:

Doesn't NG kinda frown on outside links?

Anyway, here's the theme song!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I wish it will be more of this.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I think that the little bit at the end was just unnecessary, and that it would have been more of a sign of their stupidity if she came on to them and they were oblivious to that fact, instead of ending up screwing each other. The end just brought down the quality of the video, adding sex and then gay sex for no real reason other than a cheap laugh.

DarqV responds:

Who says they had sex? For all you know, they were jumping on the bed, she tried to force them into doing something, and they instead kicked her out. Hell, they may have kicked her out because she wasn't good at jumping on the bed, and they also took her clothes as punishment. The ending is whatever you WANT it to be.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

awesome animation i really liked every bit of it!