BackDoor- Door 1
You find yourself in a strange house with only a man on the phone as a guide.
4.13 / 5.00 25,672 ViewsMini Commando
Action adventure game with nazi enemies in the second world war.
3.97 / 5.00 20,777 ViewsHobo 4 Total War
- Score:
- rated 3.74 / 5 stars
- Views:
- 22,502 Views
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- Genre:
- Action - Fighting - Brawler
- sick
- fight
- hobo
- brawler
Credits & Info
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Author SeethingSwarm
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Title Screen _Funk_
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Music Funky Loop...maybe for a menu?
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Music Chill Out (Menu Loop)
- Uploaded
- May 30, 2013 | 7:56 PM EDT
- File Info
- Game
- 6 mb
- Daily 4th Place June 1, 2013
Author Comments
EDIT: Please vote fairly even though this is old!
I'm busy uploading some old games and this one is the first! Some douchebaggery happened a couple of years back when a certain individual uploaded this game as their own, preventing me from uploading it here. Even after Newgrounds removed the stolen game, I still couldn't upload it, because somehow the site was under the impression that the same file already existed on Newgrounds. I tried to contact Newgrounds for help and received no answer. After many attempts I finally gave up. Uploading games to this site just didn't feel right, because I have a stupid, obsessive compulsive need for stuff to be chronological. AArgh! Well finally I'm back to try once more and I have a whole bunch of poopy games to share with all of you! Most of you guys have probably played these already, but please vote fairly even though these are old and used and wrinkled and saggy. I haven't published anything on Newgrounds in quite some time and things have changed! For example, I am not sure how to credit musicians, but I'll try to figure it out... I'm still new with all this new shit. Forgive my blabbering and my incompetence, and my games about puke, poop and other disgusting violence against everything.
This time our beloved Hobo takes on the whole army. He is a wanted menace and everyone wants him dead. Prepare for total war, Hobo style!
CONTROLS:
A to punch and pick up objects
S for kicks and stuff
Arrow keys to move
Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars 8 days ago
cool
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars 9 days ago
I love the expressions and combos, needs updating.
Rated 5 / 5 stars 9 days ago
lol this is hillarious
Rated 5 / 5 stars 10 days ago
I AM THE HOBO!
I KICKED THE ARMY'S ASS! NOW I WANT TO GO ALL MIB ON ALIENS HOBO STYLE!
The Hobo reminds me of the Character Bacterian from Dragon Ball Z. All his attacks were bodily fluid based and excreta too. This game is way fun, super gross, and I hope the person who screwed this all up for you gets hit by falling rocks because what i really would wish upon that person for their attempted plagiarism deserves to be given the "Caligula treatment." That begins with a question to the plagiarist, 'are you a virgin?' as power tools and KY are being set on a table as a cameraman sets up. Now with that aside back to some critique.
For what it is there are a whole lot of Just Rights this game has going for it. Simple, playable, the graphics are not confusing, and it does not slow my computer down with needless graphics (Actually Adobe Flash Player... a new twist on crashing computers!).
Small screen size though as on most New grounds games... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :( !!! there isn't a lot I would change. If this game grows which a lot have done like Duke Nukem. Compare Duke Nukem 1 to DK3. HUGE diff. I can see this game evolving to power ups, health bonuses, invincibility, gratuitous trash digging and lots of alcoholic fueled rage! There also could be an "Incredible Bulk" blind fury mode where he can actually punch the crap out of a tank, a feature of him consuming "NOT MEDICINE!" Think of Scout from TF2 getting a hold of Demoman's Scrumpy and mixing that with Atomic Soda!!!
Likewise you also can have a "Inagadda Da Vida" Mode where he has to fight under the effects of a tranquiler dart which only slows him down a little and he sees COLORS everywhere as he is fighting while under the influence of the dart.
But with the Alien Abduction, There are possibilities here too. One is using life forms as weapons as in grab by legs and begin swinging like a club or the "Mr. Toots" bung hole of destruction (Think of Mr. Toots from the land of Magic, the little Unicorn who is actually a weapon of insane power!). And then there is the reactions the aliens might have to the Hobo barfing on them or peeing on them. A swell to a nice bloody explosion is nice. Blood gushing from their eye holes is also a classic! Or way gross, vomiting up their entrails! FUCK YEAH!
You really have a great concept here. You may opt to keep it graphically as it is and I would not feel any ill will towards this effort one bit. This game is just violently good fun!
Absolutely Boffo my friend! ABSOLUTELY BOFFO!
Rated 5 / 5 stars 10 days ago
Giving this 5 stars JUST based on the Armor Games intro. I thought this was a pretty fun beat 'em up, I liked the combos and art style. I just wish the combat was refined so when you complete a combo the army dudes don't get pushed away to half screen and instantly hit you with their gun.
I'd play a sequel to this that improved the combat. But as-is it's just amusing and not a particularly deep game.