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nice parody (suited man walks in and whisper quietly in his ear) Well ive just been informed this is not a parody well (Deep sigh) fuck you to microsoft If i wanted my porn to be shared i would do myself and i do. All in all micro soft started by hiring 343 to bend master chief over a table and rape him know they are doing it to the rest of the world. Thank you for spreading this informative news. Archy away

On the flash animation, I thought it was just fine. I enjoyed to parody, and there isn't much to criticize.

On a gamer's note, FUCK THAT SHIT, MAN!

It's supposed to be out with the old and in with the new, right? Why would I shell out $600+ just to get a software upgrade to my Xbox 360? It's bullshit, and you're right; it's just a console for making money.

That's the problem with games these days, they're geared towards some 56-year old schmuck who needs to satisfy the expensive taste of his middle-aged wife and two retarded kids. Xbox and even Sony have long since forgotten where they're from.

I want to be able to throw away my 360 for the Xbox One, transfer over the data for all my 360 games and arcade titles, and then proceed to purchase Xbox One games which I CAN buy pre-owned WITHOUT shelling out an extra $10. Fuck me if I want to save $5 on a what-may-be $70 game!

No, but guess what?! Who needs backwards compatibility? Who needs to trade games with friends? NOT US. (< Sarcasm.) But guess what we get? An upgraded version of the Xbox LIVE Vision Shitstick (Now complete with a brand new, purely cosmetic, but design!). We get dumbass apps that our computers and smartphones can already operate like Skype, and the internet.

Listen, I like what the Xbox One is offering, game dvr is cool and so is the ability to use apps and switch between them at will, but there's one issue, THEY LOST FOCUS ON GAMING. Now all we get is a bunch of recycled formulas to the countless sequels of sub-standard games with above-average multiplayer, and then we're expected to continually buy this for increasing prices.

Xbox and Sony need to get their shit together, and I'm naming Xbox in specific because if they don't start catering to the DEDICATED GAMERS, and not the general man who wants to replace his TV, his smartphone, and his computer, which not only does he already have, but can do the apps provided BETTER, then literally, all they're selling us is, "A watered-down computer with a camera that I can wave my hands at." -Chad from ScrewAttack.

Good fucking luck, gaming industry. I will mourn at your funeral which is coming all too soon.

Awesome Parody! I'm either geting a PS4 or sticking with my PC, and keep in mind I'm someone that has been with Xbox since the beginning with the original console. Such a shame really. The Xbox One is embarrassing. Why Microsoft? WHY?!?

There was a great mexican company or atleast the owner and founder that made custom pc called alienware then they got brought by dell.
Also it never came to my mind that Juan sounds like 1 in english.
This video was entertainment but I did not find it funny enough.

Yup, you pretty much hit the nail on the head there.
Nice parody. Got a few chuckles out of me.