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May 5, 2013 | 12:40 AM EDT

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Press space to space or up or click I guess if you feel like it I guess.

So basically I had an idea for a 2d platformer game, but then I realised I had no idea how to make a 2d platformer game, so as a learning experience I decided to create an impossible game clone.

ALSO, IF THE GAME DOESN'T WORK, IT'S CAUSE I ONLY TESTED IT IN CHROME. Well that's kind of a lie, cause I did test it in other browsers but it didn't work in them. So it probably won't work unless you have chrome.

BUGS:
- The audio and jump times will most likely desync. This is just because of the way I coded it, and there doesn't seem to be a viable workaround. Kinda ruins the game, but it's still playable.

- Images take a while to load because there is no preloader. I really have no excuse for not fixing this aside from laziness.

Reviews


itsamemariooitsamemarioo

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

well, its alright. the hitbox is way too big, a zoomout is needed since you have 0 time to react especially when stuff moves to you...



Rrachel-chanRrachel-chan

Rated 2 / 5 stars

1st: Okay, I can understand a game doesn't work on Explorer.. but a game that doesn't work on Firefox, Opera and Safari? That's really anoying for players that use other explorers to navigate

2nd: The baby mode was a must, the game is too heavy and even for pcs that are not laggy usually, they will while playing the game. Maybe it's the size.

3rd: Now the good things: I like the art style of the game, the background is really nice


TheDefinitionOfGay responds:

So apparently the browsers refuse to play music in the MPEG media formats because they are covered by patents, which are not freely licensed, and as a sort of moral stand the browsers dropped support. Google said they were going to remove support for the MPEG format, but they never did, so that's the only reason why the game runs at all lol.

There is probably a fix to this, and I know I should fix this, but as of right now I'm in such a "fuck it, move on" mode that I'm not even gonna look it up.

I'm pretty sure the lagginess is cause I did a shit job with code optimization, and I'm definitely gonna look into this later, simply so future projects don't suffer so much from my technical limitations.

Thanks for the third thing, that actually means a lot to me lol, and thanks for the feedback.


PitfallPitfall

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Dude this has cute art but its kinda too big everywhere. maybe you should zoom it out a bit.

Also, it tells me I'm reading generic text b/c I'm not using google chrome, however, I am using it. So... Its kinda messing up the game also.



TheSageOfThymeTheSageOfThyme

Rated 3 / 5 stars

To work the game in Firefox, just toggle about with the arrow keys for a little bit and it should start the game up. Also try hitting enter while you're toggling at random times, it helps (I think), seeing as that's how I got it to work.



FidgetVIFidgetVI

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What kills it, is that the screen is way to close to the action.