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Santa has killed your mother and it is your duty to dispose of the asshole. Do whatever is necessary to get the job done.
It's nice to see my movie has made the daily top 5. Be sure to look for the picture of the pussy and to open every gift
it will never bring back mama. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! BOOWUH! *sobs uncontrollably and runs out of room, smashing into doorway and falling, getting back up and running out, but smashing into your aunt who paid a surprise visit. "Adopt me Aunt Gretchen, for my mother was killed by santa!" He says and leaves with her, totally forgetting about his real mama....the one who loved him.....mama........*sniff* *Starting paragraph over again*
-Who The Hell Talks Like This- nowadays. Anyway, playing counterstrike for more than a week will do things to your mind. Try pulling some quake II or CS sound effects and making locational damage.
That Game Was Ok. It Woulda Been Better If You Were Able To Throw Him Out The Window, Then The Christmas Lights On The Side Of The Roof Wrapped Around Santa's Neck And He Hung To Death. But All In All It Was Good.
um the first present i opened disturbed me badly. u know what i'm tlaking about the dildo!!! the other presents were kewl tho
i dont know what anh khoi dang (crimson tide) is talking about..theres not much reading at all...but the presents were ok...lol some were kind of sick but yea..some were just stupid..not bad tho..kinda weird
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