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Apr 27, 2013 | 12:46 AM EDT

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So since I'm heading over to the Pico Day Party this year, I decided that I had to make something. Here's some crap I pooped out.

Punch - Pretty accurate regular damage, no crits
Kick - Less stead accurate, more damage, possible crits
Headbutt - Possible big damage, if you miss you take damage
Karate chop - Low accuracy, huge damage

Your Strength and Agility stats will affect your accuracy and damage output.

That's it. I'm tired and I have to drive. Good day!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I prefers to play a graphic game!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


ItsTheAshtray responds:

You're cool....

...take that.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad for "...some crap I pooped out." It's almost addicting to infinitely level each stat once the game becomes so easy. Could be improved by having your opponent's stats raise along with yours, cause now with 15str/agil and 150 health, I can one to two hit just about anyone. Was fun for about 5 minutes though.

ItsTheAshtray responds:

Awesome, thanks. I've got a weird soft spot for text RPGs...someday I'll make a real one.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You punch hit Sabtastic for 105 damage! So I'm using this very complicated character build. First thing you need to do is to use only punch on the first enemy. It is very important to use only punch. After that, choose Strength. So your strength becomes 6. Now comes the tricky part. Do only this 'till infinity. It's kinda hard to get the concept at first, but once you get used to it, the build becomes extremely fun and versatile for the next 46 seconds of the game. And then the game crashes.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

I punched Oney to death and the game broke with it. I did the impossible...

ItsTheAshtray responds:

So unrealistic. Oney would kick the shit out of you. jkjkjkjkjkjakjskjfka