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Apr 10, 2013 | 9:14 PM EDT
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Another Douche wanna be! Help this poor weak guy get into shape, start a social life, get some awesome swag to finally get with the ladies! Do you have what it takes to become big, tanned and ripped? A hilarious game of upgrades and deep social exploration!

We hope you enjoy this game. As always we sincerely thank you and your team for your continued support!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Finished game!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Tip on how to get MAX SWAG!!!: Buy all pants and shirts and be DA SWAG MASTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tip on how to get MAX POPULARITY!!!: Go to phone and add friends then press back and add more and be DA MOST POPULAR SWAGMASTER EVERRRR!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

how exactly do you get the new haircut achievement?I've already got a new haircut but didn't get the achievement.same with the clothing ones


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it I got all the girls eeoooooooooh!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey I'm new to the game and all, is there any fights you can get into? If so, it would be cool if Mass could go incredibly high for that kinda stuff haha. That'd be kinda funny to whoop a**.