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Arrow keys, WASD or ZQSD to move.
XCV or JKL to attack.
Enter for inventory.
Shift for overworld. (level select)
Escape for menu.
M for mute.
The game might lag a few seconds when leaving a level in FireFox, this is a Firefox/Flash bug, but necessary as it is saving your progress.
Also, the name is actually I'd Like To Be The Captain, unfortunately that was 1 character too much.