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Apr 1, 2013 | 9:40 PM EDT

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Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points Go full speed
Like Really Bad 5 Points Get negative 20 rings
Not the Bees 5 Points Kill five bees
You're Bad at This 5 Points Get a negative number of rings
You're Moving Too Slow 5 Points Go the minimum speed
Double Kill 10 Points Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Ring Lover 10 Points Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Seriously Dude Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Quit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Triple Kill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Author Comments

To clarify: This is an April Fools game. Its purpose in life is to be stupid and test the limits of your sanity, so suggesting ways to make it better and more like a finished game go completely against the point of it.


Run quickly, get rangs, and kill those badnacks to boost your schore!

Sponsored in part by Kyle Kearns.

If you want the soundtrack by Hunter Short:



Rated 3 / 5 stars

There's not much to this game but it's still a great piece of sarcastic humor. The background never changes though and I began to get a headache after playing for only a few minutes due to the clashing movement information being sent through my eyes.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

SOOO addicting!! Wish I could find out what the secret medals were!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Wow still going fast two years later :O


Rated 4 / 5 stars



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I played this for 15 minutes.