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Feb 24, 2013 | 6:18 PM EST

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NOTE: This is a joke! I thought it was obvious! please take this as a joke and nothing else!

Prequel to the critically acclaimed "Best Game of all time".
This is an advanced simulator.

Change your weapons or stop yo sounds.

Took 9 minutes but my personal best is now 1056 kids! (A score of 10560)



Rated 0 / 5 stars

As a game:
Naked children
No story.
No plot.
Naked children
No levels.
Horrible music on a short repeat track.
Naked children.
bad artwork on the things you had to make yourself.
Poor sound quality
And naked children.

if I could give negative stars I would. You'll have to settle for 0.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

This... This is heartless. You, sir, are a bad person.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

stupid. but i think you sampled bad brains and that's cool.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Really man, i can put up with some things but this is just wrong. People have lost their lives in these incidents and your making it into some sick joke, and to top it all off the game was horrible. Well done.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

I honestly don't care about the offensive part of the game. The game is just bad. No possible way to lose, the guns make the same sounds and there is no difference between them. The art is just lazy and the gameplay is boring. Make it an on the rails shooter or something.