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Feb 24, 2013 | 6:18 PM EST

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NOTE: This is a joke! I thought it was obvious! please take this as a joke and nothing else!

Prequel to the critically acclaimed "Best Game of all time".
This is an advanced simulator.

Change your weapons or stop yo sounds.

Took 9 minutes but my personal best is now 1056 kids! (A score of 10560)

Reviews


spartanman5437spartanman5437

Rated 0 / 5 stars March 3, 2013

this is stupid



CylunCylun

Rated 0 / 5 stars February 28, 2013

I honestly don't think you understand the nature of this submission.
You could call this an "avant garde" work. Really, you could, and perhaps that was what you were trying to accomplish. Perhaps you were using this as an attempt to show how improbable it is that a game would coax someone to kill a child. That's something that would only be meaningful to the narrow audience that actually regularly uses this site. This game will exist merely as a statistic to the public at large.

When you create a game like this, you aren't just flaunting the common standards of decency on Newgrounds (whatever they might be.) You are pushing out material that lobbying organizations such as the NRA could use as "evidence" that video games are the root cause of mass shootings, such as the one in Newtown. Wayne LaPierre, in fact, used a Newgrounds game very similar to this one as part of his argument that, in his mind, assault rifles don't kill people- video games do.

That game was expunged from the site, and this one can and should be, as well. This isn't just a "bad game," it's a game that damages the credibility of the site.


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mandog responds:

Its an educational game, it puts you in the killers shoes, after you kill those kids whats next? there are just more...no more bullets...can't leave the building, snipers around you, you're going to die in prison, why not just die here?
Yep.


MaaimachineMaaimachine

Rated 0 / 5 stars February 27, 2013

put together poorly, reacts slowly, hud is buggy and the content isn't even worth complaining about even though it is rather heartless and cynical


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mandog responds:

Reacts slowly? buggy hud? nope.


awesomemonstermanawesomemonsterman

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 26, 2013

Mandog, I May Hate You So Hardly, But This is actual pretty good!



rogice44rogice44

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 26, 2013

This game is so ridiculously hilarious that I had to give it a 5
It gave me many laughs as did all the blammers, most of them just don't give a reason
Even though this is a simple game, I say Kudos


mandog responds:

Hehehe someone has humor I see ;)