Last night I saw "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" for the first time. I liked it.... for the first NINETY MINUTES! Then, while waiting for the credits, my mind began to wander and that big stupid flaming eye really started to piss me off. I mean, is it me, or does that thing really look like a vagina? Anyway I got this idea and I thought it was really funny. Just check it out. Oh, and if there's any Tolkienites watching I hope you don't get offended.
By the way it has a lot of jpegs in it so you may want to turn down the quality even if you have a fast computer.