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Try to eat many cheese as you can.
Cute. I like how the voice and the weight physics change as the guy gets plumper. x3 clever little things that make this game unique.
That said, There's a lot here that could have been done better. I suck at drawing and can't code my way out of a paper bag so I understand if you're not very good yet. Just keep trying and, of course, keep coming up with new ways of doing things!
i like this game lol it may be making fun of fat people and i dont agree with that but its still something i can get into if im bored. btw one of these levels dont have enough cheese. FIX THAT PLEASE
actually the cheese is hidden but now is more visible...Thanks for the suggestion
Piece of Sajt
Keep in mind that this is from the perspective of a foul minded critic, do not take anything harshly, this is nitpicking...
Fetishes are things I will never truly understand or bother to comprehend besides the now and again spanking from a lady friend and even so I still keep it under the covers, arguably, when it gets to the whips the covers might fling off... Anyways, fetishes of fat people fall into this category of never understood and fuck knows why I'd care, but apparently this game does in that unless you have some sort of male version, BBM fetish I find nothing at all in this decrepit, deplorable excuse for a game.
If I were to assume how this game were created it would be within someones apartment, possibly in New Jersey, where a sex-deprived girlfriend who moistens for the chubbies played Bloon 2 and decided she could do the same, except vastly worse with controls as uncomfortable as being caught in a threesome with Ron Jeremy. The springboard this poor mouse-human hybrid thing is forced to bound off of was made as unintuitively as possible, however, could be saved with the pioneer of collect and shoot games Sir Guided Aiming VII. Unfortunately the british came two days early and he got slaughtered before the lanterns were lit.
Even with his help the levels are so bland and I couldn't play far enough for anything major in the game to come about besides the wood blocks which didn't pose much of a challenge to begin with. Its like adding a fifth packet of cheese to your macaroni and cheese, far too overdone and leaves a bad taste in your mouth by that point. The music is bad enough to make me plug my ears with duct tape which is an achievement in itself I guess.
So with enough duplicates of this game that are vastly superior in every way I seriously suggest you play them first, get a feel for physics, reality, what have you, and gain more experience in programming before you attempt something like this again.
.5/5 We love fat people, not like this
-Vicio Da Aldo
Really though -.-
Context? Context is for casuals.
Hexagon Puzzle Game
An old style, pixel-art noir adventure, inspired by classical point-and-click games.
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