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Holy crap, dude. This game is cruel and a bitch at times, but in a good way. The game has I think, 15 levels which get harder every level, the game is awesome and addicting. The graphics are simple, but cool. So yeah dude, good job, keep it up!

Keep in mind that this is from the perspective of a foul minded critic, do not take anything harshly, this is nitpicking...

As first impressions are the condom to the dick of overall quality first impressions of Egnaro is a chocolate-covered magnum that could fit a horse. The game is Super Meat boy is everything but name, art style, and some teeth-grinding controls, but not character weirdly, this is one of those few times I've been impressed by a character that could be created by a monkey and MS Paint. The smug sense I get from Egnaro, or at least I assume thats what its name is, made me smile with a most pretentious grin when he said the jumps were annoying. The dressing of irony makes a most delicious indie salad. I digress though, if the game had a more artistic character and level design, perhaps a Sundance winning plot or jerks you off during gameplay, I'd expect something like this to be shipped out on the Steam Sale Express come Egnaro 5: Revenge of the Pink. The floaty controls somewhat help enhance the game by adding an additional challenge to the seemingly hard jumps, but a lot of times it got on my nerves. I say seemingly because half the time I could get by a room by holding down left or right, turning off my brain function, and pressing jump any time a spike looked at me funny. If the walking wasn't irritating due to gliding and floaty jumps were ever so slightly fixed I might not cough blood every time I miss a jump due to the matter.

By the 4th room I jumped my way up the slivers of platform jutting from the wall and fell on a red block, killing him. -Huh- I thought. -Maybe I can kill enemies in this game- Sadly this was not the case, and Sir Black Blockington disappeared and the room reset. -Oh, thats pretty fucking stupid- I muttered. If some enemies were differently colored as to tell which ones could be killed or not that might work. And if I'm wrong on this that's bad game design because I wouldn't know the difference between a red spike-hiding bastard or palate stepping stone squishblock. I then came to the conclusion a few rooms later that it was the invulnerability of the spawn and felt like an idiot, which I found slightly appealing considering a game of such basic intent taught me something.

The ending made me chuckle as the simplicity of the ending gave me a sense that the programmer(s) thought blue was enticing, and to my surprise, was.

The music is catchy, but not perfect, yet certainly better than most and loops properly.

Add a few more gimmicks and control issues and were looking at a game I hope to see and play in the future.

4.5/5 Enjoyable, hope to see more

-Vicio Da Aldo

is a good game,is adictib and the music y nice I want the part 2 :) very nice job (sorry if I wrote bad a few words xD)

This floaty-ass jump, dear God. That was one hell of a game, whew. Nice work, I like the minimalistic just 'whatever' approach you took here, haha. Fair warning, though, only meant for a patient player.

Raged the entire time. Good job.