Ever wonder why there's no cool animals out there like unicorns and owlbears?4.17 / 5.00 23,950 Views
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Return home. These are all the instructions I'll give you.
Not as simplistic as it first may appear, but you can judge for yourself.
Controls on title screen.
My GPCv16 submission
P.S. This is a riddle game, not a shoot 'em up. If you only give it 10 seconds, you're obviously not interested in taking it seriously, so do me a favor and abstain from voting.