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4.13 / 5.00 17,814 ViewsAll-Nite Vampire Saloon
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- rated 2.04 / 5 stars
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- Genre:
- Rhythm
- parody
- recycling
- mmf2
- businessmanagement
Author Comments
You are Dr. Awesome, Bjorn Lynne, and you want to open up your own Vampire Saloon. Yes, I have gotten complaints about the game lengths, not being able to mute music. There's M for that. Press EQUAL if the scene isn't your style or too hard, and BACKSPACE to replay a scene. You go at your own pace to build from ground up a Saloon for Vampires in Scotland.
This is a parody of all the business management games that have been flooding the shelves and portals for over a decade now. I'd like to think it all started with TAPPER and has, well I don't know about evolved. But this one takes a different course. Flying in a plane, recycling, and no scenario is the same and there's no repetition. It is VERY fast-paced we're talking. Meant to keep you from getting bored but long enough to finish the track playing. I do hope you enjoy.
If you don't enjoy of course you can skip to the ending, skip the game, but don't skip the disclaimer when you chose to leave a comment. Complain about the lack of interface or whatever, this is made for me and made for a niche audience that does indeed exist. It showcases my art, my rotoscope, and even some Traditional art thrown in there.
I spent a month on this nonstop almost between holidays and it was my secret santa gift to as many people as I could please as my way of saying thank you and it's not only my gift to share, but a message that will change the course of the rest of your life.
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 23, 2013
I am your friend now.
Lots of great ways to interact that I haven't explored before. As soon as the sparring started I was feeling the sunshine, and I think a beltscroller with that control scheme could be really neat.
Top work, underscore.
Rated 0 / 5 stars February 6, 2013
In answer to the author on what would not yield 0 stars, do not produce random screens that look and sound horrible with equally bad game play. Actually painful in some cases.
Well, I wasn't asking you . Secondly, if you can't feel the sunshine, just press the m button and play whatever tracks you want. There's also 22 "screens" to go through all with wonderful backgrounds/effects, which I specifically say if you don't like one, press = to skip through it. as far as gameplay, it's an art game, meant to convey a message, not be too difficult in gameplay. A little bit of fun for the weekend. I add all these wonderful features yet you still complain. Also making something all-mouse makes some limits of course, so to take that into consideration.
But looking at it it's not your demographic anyway. You should make it though. I don't know how anyone can complain about sound with TJ Davis's silky smooth vocals igniting the whole project. but I made that M option for reasons that there might be some good alternatives.
Rated 0 / 5 stars February 5, 2013
I don't think I've ever played a game as obnoxious, pointless and badly put-together as this one.
Right, but if it was a linear cut and paste uniform tiles-based game I'd have more stars here right? I try to check out favorites of those who leave feedback but I'm missing the point here probably. Honestly, if all my work yields 0 stars, what would produce 1 star? Try going outside and the sunshine might be felt better out there.
Rated 0 / 5 stars February 5, 2013
wtf