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last week i dropped my brain,
and i killed a cat,
it was my neighbors cat, called rain,
then i smoked a blunt, it was fat.
the neighbor found out i stabbed it
and saw me smoking,
i offered some, and he smoked it.
he felt like a king.
then i killed him
because only i can smoke,
no one missed tim,
i continued to toke.
this is the story of my last monday,
and how i killed a man,
in his birthday,
just to end his lifespan.