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It's christmas. Josif Stalin and Karel Marx are a gay couple and suddely, they have a baby. Help them protect it from incoming calamities... or really?
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Best game I've played in a long time. Reminds me of the golden age of NG's.
cool game love it
This. I just... Goddammit.
Excellent! I had to replay it some times... It is all about the story and the humor on it, so it's weird how some people complain about not having a way of skipping the story, we all know that it is not a "real challenge game" but it deserves 5 stars because it's better to play a funny weird game while following the story instead of just "watching a video"
Guys, I believe the point was that it was so bad. If you accept the fact that it's bad, you start to realize how awesome it is, because this is awesome. I think that a decent amount of work went into it. There aren't any bugs, I found it extremely fun, and the eight-bit everything was pretty great. Sure, it was stupid, but it had a certain amount of fun. It's the type of fun that doesn't last very long, which is why it's perfect for this game.
The darkly comedic strategy RPG continues.
Idle your way through the history of a Hero!
Help Andrew raise $5000 ASAP or else his inn will be demolished.
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