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It's christmas. Josif Stalin and Karel Marx are a gay couple and suddely, they have a baby. Help them protect it from incoming calamities... or really?
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This is dumb
Stupidly simple, absurd story, poor design. This is one of those flash games that feel as if no effort was put into them. Would it have hurt to have an explanation of the controls? Or an impression of actually doing something more than mindlessly clicking.
I can only give one, out of the fact the game isn't broken or glitched, as far as I can see.
Awful...just absolutely awful. Tried to hard to be funny, could not skip dialogue, music was horrible
all i did was press space
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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