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It's christmas. Josif Stalin and Karel Marx are a gay couple and suddely, they have a baby. Help them protect it from incoming calamities... or really?
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This was by far the most pointless and idiotic thing I have ever played... and I loved it.
Pretty hard to describe, but it has what so many games miss: Good Fun!
The F-bomb did i just play?
Awesome game, awesome concept, and i loled at stalin and marx hahaha, how did you even come up with that?
that was the first incredibly idiotic but yet massively fun game i ever play had me rotfl through the whole experience . Great job!!
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