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Dec 21, 2012 | 5:46 PM EST

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The near future. The King's Christmas Message to the nation rapidly changes into something more 'commercial', enticing people toward a perfect Christmas dinner that they can't really afford! But the truth behind the King's involvement is exposed by the ever-watchful activists, Greenvenge....
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Rated 5 / 5 stars May 8, 2014

I am so glad to have come by this masterpiece! This is simply an awesome cartoon! The best thing about it is probably the kickass animation. Honestly, this is one of the most unique kinds I have ever come across! I am glad to know about this kind. You even throw in great satire.

I thought it would end with the credits. Instead, it ended by revealing that Santa was an alien. I guess those people aren't so bad after all, eh? I especially loved the swantipede or whatever it was. I'm glad I live in America. This was so insane I loved it!


Rated 4 / 5 stars February 15, 2013

Can you add subitles? I can't hear what Veggie Man is saying.

cockvane responds:

Yep! Here:


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 27, 2012

Its not often that I find commericals worth my time

But, When someone hijacks it and attempts to explain the truth

now that is art and wonderful. Still will all of them somehow interact like the pumpkin one and this one?

cockvane responds:

Yes Sir, there is actually a bigger story arc to Cockvane ads - hopefully it will become clearer as we make more!


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 27, 2012

You sirs, are comic geniuses.
I love these commercial flicks, don't ever stop creating these masterpieces!
Great animation, check!
Skillful voice work, check!
Absurd plot line, check!
Top notch hilarity, check, check and sextrice check!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars December 26, 2012

This is brilliant. It's only after rewatching it and pauzing at the right places that you get details like the descriptions of the customer levels, what the siringe is about, etc... :)

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cockvane responds:

Yes indeed Sir, it is designed for repeat views and the use of the pause button! Did you find the gift to Newgrounders too?