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Dec 10, 2012 | 2:50 PM EST
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No matter how much we evolve, these neanderthalic throwbacks still seem to be an issue.

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fozzybear12fozzybear12

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 10, 2012

Hillarious! "If they don't have your back they can suck on your sack"
truly amazing words to live by


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MadwonMadwon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 11, 2012

The throwing of bullies down a flight of stairs really does work.


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aattssaattss

Rated 4 / 5 stars December 11, 2012

Generally, if they're threatening to do something like cut you or shoot you or take a baseball bat on you, it may even be worth getting suspended to disarm them and use violence against them. However, if they aren't threatening to do something serious, then you can probably avoid them.



rebeldevilrebeldevil

Rated 4 / 5 stars December 11, 2012

Pretty good advice overall.

Unfortunately there's no magic bullet when it comes to bullying. Parents and teachers and other "People Who Know Better" are all looking for ways to end bullying forever. Noble goal, but it's not gonna happen. You know why most kids don't fight back? Because if they do, they'll get into JUST AS MUCH TROUBLE AS THE BULLY. All the policies and rules they put in place to combat bullying? NONE OF THEM WORK. You may not like it, but if you have a bully problem, you could do worse than listen to the talking squirrel.


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TheBlueFoxTheBlueFox

Rated 4 / 5 stars December 24, 2012

I swear to god that all bullies are spawned from that weird pool of suspicious liquid you always find in that dank corner of the changing rooms for the school's swimming pool, and that ehy don't have a single brain cell to share between them. Like Foamy said, use you brain, you can probably outsmart them pretty easy without having to get violent and get in trouble with the principal or the law.