Socially Awkward Male Virgins!
Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!
The world of Greasy Moose is filled with all sorts of odd characters.
Nikola Tesla has harnessed the power of his death ray into an arm-mounted cannon to win World War 2, just like in real life! Long live the Lightning King!
Zap enemies by clicking on them.
Deploy towers, mines, and use your orbital strike with keys 1-4.
Upgrade your stuff, and don't die!