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Fred loves girls. Help him to kiss as many girls as he can, but try to avoid the boys because Fred doesn't like them!
Use mouse to control Fred.
abit boring really but fred clearly doesn't like boys?!
I can't believe games like this can exist...
FRED YOU LITTLE SLUT, OH YOU
What is this? I'm so confused. Is there like a parade going on or something? Are kids swarming Fred because school just got out? Are they headed for a sporting event or a grand opening at the mall or something? And does everyone in the town find Fred attractive enough to kiss on site? Is every boy in the town gay except for Fred? Or is Fred just kissing everyone because he can't tell if they're a boy or a girl until he kisses them? I don't blame him. They all look like girls to me. Girly hair, girly faces, girly lips. I thought the brains sticking out of the zombies' heads were flowers in girls' hair at first.
An incredibly fun game.
It almost seems as though it's symbolic for every male's fear of their own latent homosexuality, so they drift through life trying to kiss as many girls as possible while trying very hard to suppress their homosexual urges, but failing miserably.
Or maybe not. Who knows?
Anyway, adorable style, fun gameplay, if a bit unoriginal...
My only complaint is that when I lose, the game seems to freeze and I need to reload my screen to play again.
The gang needs to perform an exorcism in an abandoned lighthouse. Care to join?
Shoot your Salami to victory!
Politics in 2017 are not fun
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