Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.21 / 5.00 14,457 ViewsINSTRUCTIONS: Click the "GRIND" button to, well, grind! Once you hit the required level on the sign, click the "KILL" button to defeat the boss!
YOU ARE THE FORMIDABLE KNIGHT KNOWN AS SIR PROTAG. COMING UPON A CASTLE STOCKED WITH EVIL MONSTERS, YOU KNOW BUT ONE PATH: A BLOODY ONE, CARVED THROUGH YOUR ENEMIES. But first? Some light grinding on your training dummy (by clicking endlessly) - don't want to get hurt now, do we?
This was a short (short? *evil chuckle*) game I made for F*ck This Jam. It's essentially a game that highlights how ridiculously stupid grinding can get in some RPGs. Massive props to whoever finishes the game manually.
NOTE: IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO CLICK A MILLION TIMES (fair enough) SIMPLY HIT LEFT & X ON YOUR KEYBOARD IN THE FOURTH BATTLE ONWARDS TO RECEIVE A HUGE LEVEL BOOST.
Thanks go to the following freesound.org peeps: ERH, DJ Chronos and FreqMan.
Enjoy!
Reviews
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars November 11, 2012
it was interesting but there was no plot or gameplay at all i don't really see the point in making a game as mindless as this. I am rating it 1.5 because i like the style of are that you used.
The point was in the description!
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 11, 2012
The message of this game has been burned into my skull indeed.
Good stuff!
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars November 11, 2012
It's a terrible game, but it does show how ridiculous grinding is. Maybe this will get added?
That's the point, really!
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 11, 2012
I really like it! :D
And thx for putting the x cheat in the game. I wouldn't like to click 1M times ;)
You're welcome! I did it for that reason - seems a shame you can't see all of it otherwise.
Rated 2 / 5 stars November 11, 2012
Well, this game did exactly what it was supposed to do. But, parody or not, I can't give a good rating to a game that doesn't actually let me play.
Fair enough. :).