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INSTRUCTIONS: Click the "GRIND" button to, well, grind! Once you hit the required level on the sign, click the "KILL" button to defeat the boss!

YOU ARE THE FORMIDABLE KNIGHT KNOWN AS SIR PROTAG. COMING UPON A CASTLE STOCKED WITH EVIL MONSTERS, YOU KNOW BUT ONE PATH: A BLOODY ONE, CARVED THROUGH YOUR ENEMIES. But first? Some light grinding on your training dummy (by clicking endlessly) - don't want to get hurt now, do we?

This was a short (short? *evil chuckle*) game I made for F*ck This Jam. It's essentially a game that highlights how ridiculously stupid grinding can get in some RPGs. Massive props to whoever finishes the game manually.

NOTE: IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO CLICK A MILLION TIMES (fair enough) SIMPLY HIT LEFT & X ON YOUR KEYBOARD IN THE FOURTH BATTLE ONWARDS TO RECEIVE A HUGE LEVEL BOOST.

Thanks go to the following freesound.org peeps: ERH, DJ Chronos and FreqMan.

Enjoy!

Reviews


josephmillertcjosephmillertc

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I see what you did there. The minotaur is hilarious. It would be nice if the boss kill animation got better as the game went on.


failnaut responds:

Great idea!


KiraxCoreKiraxCore

Rated 3 / 5 stars

After hittlng lvl 1500 it's come to my attention that i'm unable to attack the troll (the first enemy)
Am i supposed to be able to click him or is there a button, i'm fairly sure i've clicked everything.


failnaut responds:

After hitting level ten you should've had a "KILL" button pop up for you to hit to kill him. Let me know if that wasn't the case - it should be!


SentryRoboSentryRobo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I bet this game would be fun...
IF I Fucking knew how to play it!
>:(
You dont even put any instructions in there


failnaut responds:

I've added that now - would appreciate if people at least tried to click around before no-starring!


kriptosporidiumkriptosporidium

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Always a fan of a simple game making fun of a much larger concept. While a big heavy handed, yeah, good job on this.
Also, would that level 3 Minotaur happen to be a reference to anything? He's striking that pose and I feel like I've seen another bull fellow do it elsewhere.


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failnaut responds:

It's Usain Bolt's pose. I liked the idea of an arrogant minotaur, so I thought it'd be funny. :).


KofraKofra

Rated 5 / 5 stars

little bug: I can grind after the monster dies. (is rpg design so fucking hard?)
Basically it's a mobile game. Put all your chips in the touch plataform.


failnaut responds:

RPG design is as hard as you are experienced. As for the bug, yeah, I noticed that one, but given that you're technically beating up the training dummy, it's not breaking the realism. Consider it training between face-offs. ;).