Don't Escape
I'm a werewolf and it's a full moon. I have to find a way to prevent myself from escaping.
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With over 20 minutes of hand-crafted CG footage of real haunted houses, five hours of true dialogue, and a har-len-pik arrangements that will have you howling with delight and terror. Enjoy this halloween more than any other with the newest SpicEworkX game, Crying Screaming 2!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars 3 weeks ago
crying and screaming? bad name more like lol and rofl way to funny the bad animation is something to laugh at.and the dialouge i don`t know what happens but its funny to see the main character screaming. so its more hilarious laughter than scary. so hahahahahaha.
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars March 16, 2013
This is one of the worst flash games I have played in my hole life. first of the animation was so terrible it looked like a 3 year old did it. the voice acting was not bad. the game over has to be the worst I have seen/ was the suppose to make me scared? well no it did not make me scared the game itself did not scare me what so ever so calling it god awful would be an understatement
point's:
Voice acting +
bad animation -
not scary -
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars November 9, 2012
What in Pandora's box did I just open? Terrible voice-acting and voice quality, bad graphics, a droning premise, and a slow pace that forces the player to slow down if they aren't already matching it, and if the player messes up, he has to all the way back to the start of the game.
I quit after the third choice dragged me back to the beginning to listen to what I assume to be one of many monotonous monologues. I contemplated a "no stars" rating at first; however, I could tell from the vocals at the title "Crying" that this game was created to be humorous.
I've read the review below me by "YouAreRetarded", and it's totally fine if other people like this, but for all the humor that it may have contained had I enough patience to witness it, I couldn't force myself to enjoy it for all its shortcomings. Granted, a game doesn't have to look or sound pretty, but when developers put barely any effort into their games, it shows; I might have put up with it if the writing and voice-overs hadn't been so blatantly lazy. And that's why It gets half a star from this review and a 1 out of 5.
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 2, 2012
This is without a doubt one of the best things I've seen on Newgrounds yet. The shitty graphics, the hilarious dialogue, and the general weirdness that you've come to know and luv about GHXYK2/Famicon.
On another note, regarding the way people vote on this site: I've always seen everyone deal with flashes in polar extremes like, I LOVE IT (5), or I HATE IT (0), instead of weighing the pluses and minuses of the entire experience in their minds, and give a decision. Sometimes a genuine and honest gut reaction is usually the right one instead of thinking too much, but for these people, I get the feeling there's not going to be a lot of thinking going on anyway.
I also see a lot of sycophantic reviews for a lot of bad flashes, and it seems people take the restrictive and controlling rules the Newgrounds staff places on reviews very seriously, going way out of their way to say something nice about a bad flash, and ignore the glaringly obvious flaws. That, or their too dumb to realize they've seen a bad flash, and vote it up. This right here is the kind of flash I've always wanted to see. Something that tests the viewer/player's level of tolerance. It's a delight seeing all these unanimously negative reviews haha.
Incidentally, while this is meant to be a troll flash, or just a bizarre form of expression (what I think it is), and people react repulsed by it, I actually appreciate its surreal and independant quality, and I think it's one of the more generally intriguing and funny flashes on this stupid site, and doesn't follow the traditions of manic, manchild-fucktardation that tries to force laughs. These butthurt comments from hypersensitive prudes who were OFFENDED (LMAO) by this material, and pretty uninteresting banal-minded people who don't really GET the aesthetic of this flash, or what this flash is aiming for in its brand of oddity, or just can't handle it.
Although, I must say I miss the kind of voiceovers and art that we used to get in classic Famicon work, and I don't really like this collaboration (merger?) with Bankbank. I don't really like the Bankbank voiceover guys, but I might get use to it. I still get the same kind of Famicon writing that I love.
Big fan of GHXYK2! Keep up the great work, and never stop making videos!
Rated 1 / 5 stars October 31, 2012
What... the... hell?! Tell me this was a horrible joke and not a serious submission. I understand a lot of work may have gone into this, but it does not show in either the graphics or dialogue. Macaroni dioramas are "hand-crafted" too, but they are still just shitty macaroni glued together. The "CG" looked like my 4 year old drew it. The dialogue... ugh! "Dear Aunt, I'm infertile, your infertile.... hey, let's hang out!" WTF?! The music... don't get me started on that. Let's just say it had the feel of really bad poetry house music. In fact, this whole thing felt like an artsy fartsy indy film/college project gone horrible wrong, the kind where people slap a whole bunch of unrelated nonsensical gibberish together and call it art. Grab your toilet paper folks, cuz this was a load of crap.