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Oct 29, 2012 | 9:38 AM EDT
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It's Halloween at the ZTV News studio.

There isn't a full version of the song just yet, but we're working on one and will release it soon. Here are the full Lyrics to I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap (In Perfect Harmony):

I'd like to build the world a site
And furnish it with porn
Draw hentai pics and girls with dicks
And tentacles galore

I'd like to teach the world to fap (fap with me)
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony)
I'd like to show you dirty toons
For all eternity

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing cock in hand
And hear them jerk it far and wide
Spray jizz throughout the land (It's fucked up 'round here)

I'd like to teach the world to fap (let the world fap with me)
In perfect harmony (oh yeah)
Do do do dooh

I'd like to teach the world to fap
In perfect harmony (over and over)
La la la laah



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best Z-TV ever.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

love the song


Rated 5 / 5 stars

song pls, very good haha


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i like your singing voice zone


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice song, if I do say so myself. Funny background events, and ruining your childhood volume 7 make this a pretty funny short. And what is this "Cupcake Incident"?

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