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Oct 17, 2012 | 9:39 PM EDT

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Enter the academy and come out with the skills necessary to not only play like a bucketman, but succeed in the elsewhere. You will be going through some heavy stuff, and I don't wanna give much away but I suppose you can scroll down and get a glimpse of the life:

You got the tile screen, conductors throwing cds and one of the dancers countering that with gramophones, vikings throwing umbrellas for the sheriff, gunmen shootin tumbleweeds and gangsters makin it rain.

Featuring sequenced midis from Miami Sound Machine, Rednex, and Hiroki Kikuta. Press C, V, B, or N to switch tracks and they will revert to the intended track on each frame of course. hopefully this will satisfy any unknown cravings.

Frame 2 was the first frame and introduces the game, take your ship to the umbrella land which I kinda took from the game cuz it was causing trouble, but imagine you need to use the umbrella to get that frame you just saw and head into the drive in..

People are watching a soap with a nicely done game of pool in the background, this is the movie we're talking about and you're taking to the controls, go get em. I can't get a perfect game without a scratch but you're doing good if you can scratch less than the double digits if you know what I'm saying.

Now you can play the bongo, make sure you get your teeth in the explosion, you can click to get it in the middle or if you want you could just click once each time to start it up, your call

Now it's about getting equipped, you can't just become a bongo king.. You gotta be READY, so grab the stuff and get ready. Don't worry if it's overbouncing in the underneath.

Aww man you come back and they're already so rowdy at least you're equipped though... Put them all to sleep. Scarecrow's gotta heart too you know.

AWW YEAH ANTIQUE SALE.. What this have to do with bongos? It's hillbilly bongoin.. You gotta get it while it FRASH.

Man Now for the bongoin action... You've got the wedding bells going after you, you've become a bongoin Legend... Beep it out and overcome this, you got it..

Now you're top of the line, you gotta design, and this is the end.. press d to change your design utils as right click does, you know, a bunch of random stuff that has nothing to do with the task at hand.. R crashes the app in this version because well, you can't go back sometimes see, it's the life you led and it's given to you in a small virtual form so you can see what a life of hillbilly bongo school can give you..

Edutainment, innovation, and a couple nice minigames to hold you over.

Made for the "Consider enslaved Wrangler adult females overshoes" Spambot improptu game jam.




Rated 5 / 5 stars

A real Newgrounds classic, and the deserved king of the rating game. This is the stuff dreams are made of, featured in beloved Let's Plays in over two languages, this is HILLBILLY BONGO SCHOOL.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

If you killed yourself, would anyone care? Don't lie, reflect and be honest.

.....Please do the right thing the world a favor and BLAM THIS PEICE OF CRAP!

ghettoflower responds:

Well, I dunno. I suppose if I found a successor to take my projects, in-game and not, I suppose just the successor and some of the friends would. It's a really good question so I'm not gonna. Where were you around the night of Oct 17, 2012 around 9:39 PM EDT? I think I was uploading this file. And yeah, getting it to work on newgrounds using the software I was using wasn't easy on a netbook that insisted on encoding the wavs every time you compiled it and it didn't give you an error log of which soundbits were incompatible. It was quite annoying.

This was my uhh, second game in the software k&p and I suppose someone else could perform it better. How, I dunno. But yeah, it's a good question. I know I personally wouldn't care unless I lived through the death, if that makes any sense. That would suck. So I guess the answer would be maybe a couple lol.

I actually kinda like this review. It's one of those uhh, reflect on things kinda review. Maybe the pro-marriage involved in it is the question that rises up the question. I can see that! If I was an innocent bystander who just had to go through the life of the academy and ended up married to someone I wasn't into, would I ask that question? It's a tough call.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I think this has a stunning concept, music and art design. All you needs more gameplay though.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I liked the music

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is not a game... It's a lifestyle

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