Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
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Paul has become bored with his life. There's only one thing that can still hold his interest: resurrecting Dracula! But first he has to find a virgin and Dracula's remains. Help him woo the girls while still finding time to go hunting for Dracula's body parts!
Oct 14th, 2012: You can view a complete date/secret guide here (direct link in my profile):
http://www.newgrounds.com /dump/item/c51080a2d1da48 2e2dee5ca9f743872d
(note: when copy and pasting the link there are two spaces you need to backspace. Unfortunately this seems to be part of how descriptions work with long words, so I can't put a direct link here as far as I know. Alternately, there's a direct link to the guide in my profile.)
WARNING: This contains EVERY secret in the game! Only use it if you're _REALLY_ stuck! If you're having too much trouble with the boredom time limit you may want to look up just the secret in the guide in order to have an easier experience.
Oct 13th, 2012: Added Medals.
Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 12, 2012
Nice game, the only thing that could make it better is if the screen were a little bigger. Otherwise, nice music and graphics. Good job!
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 13, 2012
I really enjoy it, just wish you had a bit more time, or maybe just not have everything you do take up days. Never seem to have enough time to find all the secrets or get my Piety up to 100 before it ends.
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 13, 2012
Ok, I'm an idiot, I can't beat this game to save my life!! It's fantastic though. I love the simplicity of the graphics, but when you sit down and try to play, it's actually quite complex. Mastering the balance between the 3 traits while leaving enough time to woo the right woman is difficult. Why is it that resting takes up 2 days?
Thanks for the kind words!
From an in-universe perspective, the advancing unit is boredom rather than time so it makes sense that each time Paul wakes up he gets a little more depressed thinking about his situation compared to other activities.
From a game play perspective... it just felt right in testing, I guess? It gives a little nuance to scheduling since you can slow down the advancing boredom by focusing on low-stress activities rather than high-stress.
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 14, 2012
I liked it, it's very challenging and fun but you have to play a few times to get what does the girls like or what to do because if you dont you die of boredom trying so much. Still I need 2 secret medals, I think it may be:
1. the brick
2. the money icon says the you can buy gifts and stuff and "maybe something else" o.O
3. the icon of one medal is with Polly looking down your thing with a orgasmic face (i saw it on the author's page :D)
But I can't figure what is it! >.<
I went ahead and unsecreted one of those medals since it's honestly not something you'd run into through normal game play persistence (outside of chance), so it should be pretty easy to figure out how to get it now with the description. I also just added a guide to the description if you want to spoil how to activate the secret.
Rated 4 / 5 stars November 10, 2012
The second secret medal didn't work no matter what i did!! Yes or no to Draculas offer, yet no medal!!
Several people have reported this problem with the end-of-game medals. Did you wait until the end of the credits? That is where the good/bad ending medals are registered rather than directly after the choice. I -believe- this is the cause of confusion. If you (or anyone else who's reading this) did wait until the end of the credits, and still didn't get a medal, let me know in a PM so I can investigate it further in case this is more than a confusing unlock time.