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Guide this little hero through a story filled with sadness, happiness, and lots of mysteries.
WASD to move.
SPACEBAR to shoot.
P to pause.
I was hoping this game had potential. I will never know for certain, however, because your jump mechanics are worse than NES and I became far too frustrated to continue after falling 37 times in a row.
Low quality graphics. I could cope with it MAYBE being stylistic, except the fact the main character looks like he's walking backwards bugs me.
Quite a few gameplay "bugs". As stated by someone else, the disappearing blocks poof WAY too fast. I didn't have too much trouble with laggy or non-responsive controls, but when I reached "Wait a minute! What if I'm actually....", that drop into the tiny tunnel seems to be next to impossible to do. Every time I attempted, I simply slid along the wall both above then below it.
I enjoy the music you've chosen, though.
your POS game can't tell when I want to jump apparently. I was so bad, that I stopped playing after 2 minutes of just falling into pits because that retarded little wannabe pixel art dude won't jump when I hit the jump button.
it is an extremely basic platformer with nothing to catch the players interest and several glitches to drop it down ever further
the graphics and collision are awful and the controls sporadically decide not to work.
Nice music and story. Controls were too unresponsive. Sometimes jumping just won't happen. This made it too frustrating to finish the game.
God punishes Egypt with 10 wacky plagues!
You wanna see it? You wanna see my pecker?
Why everyone hated the kid that lived across the street
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